It has recently been brought to my attention, that I am indeed what some would call a “Hot Mess”! Ok… let’s fully analyze this term…
A Hot Mess is the slang interpretation of being a combination of the following: “silly”, “crazy”, “goofy”, “uninhibited”… and comfortable with the combination. I am by far the “ham” of my group of friends… I blurt out any random funny thing that comes to mind.
Fast forward…
For some reason I got a few crazy mental pictures the other day… call it a daydream of sorts …
Ah The Scenarios…
A perfectly toned man sits in front of the woman of his dreams completely naked, masturbating at the mere thought of being intimate with… her. As his ejaculation occurs he silences the moans of ecstasy as not to alarm her of how much he would prefer being inside of her as opposed to his hand. But he can’t… life won’t allow.
FRUSTRATION!
More…
A beautiful woman leaves a party with her two closest friends, headed in from a night of partying. Beauty… as she will be called, jumped in the car with one of the two. After a brief conversation about their mutual interest in women… Beauty later finds herself laid out spread eagle with her best girl pal feasting in her sweet valley. They take turns exploring each other’s body… the sun rises.
EXPERIMENTATION!
Finally…
Boy and girl meet in college. They date for a while, and then decide to take their relationship to another level. Girl was a little weary, because she had a boyfriend back in her hometown and she hadn’t completely decided to end it with him. She was more sure than not, so she decided to go ahead and share an extremely intimate evening with her newfound beau. First, they start out with passionate kissing, and then petting… she slowly eases his pants down. His penis felt soft and unaware… she continued to pet… lick… full out suck… NOTHING! He also joined in on the action… petting her and attempting to gain an erection… NOTHING! So she wears tired and politely excuses herself to the bathroom (then discretely runs across the hall to the room of dear friends to laugh hysterically at his expense).
HUMILIATION!
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A guess today is composed of more rambles. There will be more to come…
How about those gas prices? $3.22- National Average per Gallon
The End.
~someoneneedstocleanupthehotmess!~
~Radiance~
- CRay
- Who is C.Ray? Well, I am a mother, daughter, sister, friend, professional and confidant. I serve in one or more of those previous capacities to each person in my life. I have a beautiful son who tests boundaries on the daily. I have a beautiful mother who serves as my rock (even when I don’t show her). I have a GREAT older brother who I am growing closer with every day. I am friends with the most intelligent and eclectically beautiful women ever, not to mention my two closest male friends who are AWESOME! I am a Child Fitness Department Head and Group Fitness Instructor for a major Day Resort, Gym and Spa and I have founded the empowerment group W.omen H.elping E.mpower W.omen. I am a counselor and shoulder to everyone and anyone who needs me.
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2 comments:
yes..
you are INDEED a HOT MESS...
but you are a beautiful hot mess...
in fact, the most BEAUTIFUL, sincere, worthwhile HOT MESS that I've ever met.
I hope you can come to the D next weekend. It'll be fun if you can!
I'm glad you're blogging more. I need to be INSPIRED to post.
mmmkaaaay....yeah those gas prices are a mess!! lol...i thought i had random daydreams, but GIRL, you got me beat!!!
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